1. I can resist everything except temptation.

2. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

3. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

4.The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

5.Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

6.People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

7.A rich man's joke is always funny.